Words Of Wisdom

The most unfair thing bout life is the way it ends.I mean , life is tough.It takes up alot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A DEATH! What's that, a bonus?!?I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first and get it out of the way. Then you go live in a old age home. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension then when you start work you get a old watch on your first day . You work for forty years until you're young enough to enjoy retirement. You drink alcohol , you party and you get ready for high school. You go to primary school , you become a kid , you play , you have no responsibilities , you become a little baby , you go back , you spend your last 9 months floating with luxuries like central heating , spa , room service on tap , then you finish off as an orgasm .